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Essays.ph: The Calm After the Storm

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 31, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Finally, Essays.ph scavenger hunt is already finished. No more unreasonable tasks, no more adrenaline rush due to shame, and no more reason to do this! As of today, the game is officially over, and teams are just awaiting for the announcement of the winners.

This Is How the Writers Felt After the Last Day of Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt

This Is How the Writers Felt After the Last Day of Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt

According to our sources, the result might come out during the first week of January 2013. Apparently, the writer of this post has the power to see the future (or is posting delayed articles), and he saw that it will not happen. However, many are still hoping to see the results before they die due to old age.

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Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt: The End

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 30, 2012 at 3:37 pm

December 30, 2012 – The last day of the best dragging game ever, which is Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt. This day, many freelancing writers have shitted and pissed on their pants. And this day is more important than their writing deadlines.

Is This The End for Essays.ph?

Is This The End for Essays.ph?

Today is their last chance to submit their hilarious videos, photos, and answers. Most of them are cramming, while many have already lost hope and stopped caring anymore. After this day, many acquaintances will be broken, and many will assume that they are the winners.

Essays.ph Nearing the End

In Essays.ph, News on December 29, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Holy mother of Jeebuz! Essays.ph’s scavenger hunt is near its end! Thank goodness!

I Am So Happy I Want To Cry Essays.ph

I Am So Happy I Want To Cry Essays.ph

The suffering of the innocent writers will stop after December 30, 2012. Many had hope that this game will be extended, but many players cannot just take one more day of it anymore. And they promised that they will commit suicide during New Year’s eve if this game goes on.

On the negative side, much of the teams involved in the hunt are preparing for the last day, which is tomorrow. Many are now anticipating who will be the lucky team who will take home five asterisks, one comma, and one huge capital Letter P.

This Essays.ph News Blog Is Shitty

In Essays.ph, News, Rumors on December 28, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Fuck off. We are not being paid to write on this Essays.ph shit. This site was just made because we need this to be optimized and make it to the first page of certain keyword’s SERP (Search Engine Results Page). So, nobody ain’t got time to proofread and give some fucks on the quality of the articles here.

And There Goes My Last Fuck About Avoiding The Word Fuck in Essays.ph

And There Goes My Last Fuck About Avoiding The Word Fuck in Essays.ph

In case you got some problems on the things posted here,well, stop visiting this site, and find something good to do in your life. However, if you enjoy reading batshit quality articles, you are sick. Cook some congee, and put it inside your ass using an enema.

Essays.ph: Legit or Scam

In Essays.ph, News, Rumors on December 27, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Many jobless runts today are looking for easy money on the online world. And apparently, many of them see Essays.ph as their future employer. However, many are doubting if the company is legitimate or just an ordinary scam site.

If Someboy Will Give Me $30, I'll Betray Essays.ph

If Somebody Will Give Me $30, I’ll Betray Essays.ph

Truth be told, we don’t want more competitors on our assignments. We are unreal writers working for a fraud website. Go home, and till the soils on your father’s farmland or something. Essays.ph do not exists. Duh.

All About Sex: Essays.ph

In Essays.ph, News, Rumors on December 26, 2012 at 4:10 pm

It has been already six days when the thread about abstaining sex has been posted in Essays.ph. Apparently, it is attracting many heated arguments and attention. And mostly because it is about sex, which is a topic that sells like weeds, err, candies.

Abstain Is My Middle Finger, err, Middle Name Essays.ph

Abstain Is My Middle Finger, err, Middle Name Essays.ph

As of today, the topic has cooled down a little. However, many has unleashed their unsolicited opinion and proved that humanity really likes to debate about copulation. Of course, we are waiting for the thread to start some wars for us to get some new scoop in Essays.ph.

Essays.ph Says Merry Christmas to You

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 25, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Today is Christmas. Well, yeah, please thank us for being obvious. Apparently, this news is a delayed one. And the writer of this post has posted this today, January 7, 2013. It will be best if you expect more delayed news here. And again, thank you for visiting.

And Yes Essays.ph; This Is Infringed and Plagiarized

And Yes Essays.ph; This Is Infringed and Plagiarized

Anyway, since it is already here, belated Merry Christmas to you guys. We hope that you enjoyed looking for Santa or whatever. And we hope that you got taller and your boobs became bigger.

The Rumored Essays.ph After Party

In Essays.ph, News, Rumors on December 24, 2012 at 11:10 pm

Rumors are spreading that some of the best writers in Essays.ph have come together for a drink after the company’s Christmas party. However, many have denied that such thing has happened. And most of the writers who were allegedly accused of being in the said party denied their participation.

Drunk Essays.ph Writer

Go home Essays.ph writer, you’re drunk

According to some unreliable sources, aside from the high-profile writers, some editors were in the party. As of now, investigation of the rumors are ongoing. However, no solid evidence has surfaced yet.

Team 4: Essays.ph Lazer Tag Champion

In Essays.ph, News, Uncategorized on December 23, 2012 at 10:57 pm

Even though Essays.ph randomly choose writers to be distributed to separate teams, Team 4 (Pink Team) was lucky to get the most competitive ones. Fortunately, the team has overpowered the first three teams. And it has obtained the prestigious Lazer Tag Champion’s place.

Essays.ph Lazer Tag Champion

Yes; that is the secret in winning in the Lazer Tag competition set by Essays.ph

Team four bested out the other teams swiftly. No remorse was given. And lot of thrash talks were released.

Essays.ph Lazer Tag Event

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 23, 2012 at 8:50 pm

The Essays.ph Christmas Party Lazer Tag was a huge success. During the party, four groups of writers were established to play a game where nobody were allowed to leave wearing a dry shirt. Despite the foul odors that writers have accumulated, most of them experience happiness only dogs would understand.

Essays.ph Lazer Tag

Essays.ph, 1950s called, it wants you back

The game mechanics were pretty simple: every writer must kill anybody who will cross his or her path. On the other hand, the editors and the other management staff just sat on their favorite camping spots, and gunned down every writer that they will see. Unfortunately, nobody was hurt or was injured during that Essays.ph event.

Hot Chick Testifies for Essays.ph in YouTube

In Essays.ph, News on December 22, 2012 at 4:56 am

Again, from our stock of old news in Essays.ph, we present to you this girl. This is Britney Del Carmen who is allegedly claiming that she is a writer in the company. Unfortunately, nobody has already seen her in person.

Essays.ph - Britney Del Carmen

Somebody is hiding this girl in Essays.ph from us

Many male writers are asking the admin staff who the hell and where the hell they can find this woman. Apparently, it is very rare that a girl with this caliber is writing on an online company. Nevertheless, many writers would surely appreciate if they even see this girl once.

As of this writing, the manhunt for this woman is still on the go in Essays.ph.

Scavenger Hunt in Essays.ph

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 22, 2012 at 4:41 am

Essays.ph has launched a certain event that will surely get its writers humiliated at the highest level. Yes, that’s right, a good ol’ Scavenger Hunt.

Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt Logo

A hybrid bastard of Essays.ph from Game of Thrones and Hunger Games

It started two months ago. However, since this website is fairly new and is looking for something to say, we have included this in our news. Nevertheless, the game is still ongoing, and it will end at December 31, 2012.

As of today, more than half of the company’s employees have already done outrageous things just to keep up with the game. Some have planked, took pictures of celebrities, and dressed like street urchins just for Essays.ph.

Essays.ph Winter Battlefield

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 22, 2012 at 4:21 am

Christmas has beckoned Essays.ph once again. And in response to that, the management department has organized an event that writers will surely love (or they thought so). That event was titled Winterbattlefied.

Essays.ph Winter Battledield Poster

One of the Essays.ph editors has fallen.

It will happen in Market Market, Taguig at December 22, 2012, which is today. Apparently, the Doomsday prediction was unable to stop it. And because of that, writers from across the country will fight to the death.

They will be given guns, and they will be forced to shoot their comrades (just for fun). The estimated number of casualties is more than two hundred people. If you are a writer, and you got some guts, you must attend Essays.ph Winter Battlefield event.

Welcome to Writer’s Essays.ph

In Essays.ph, News on December 22, 2012 at 3:59 am

Here at Writer’s Essays.ph (or less commonly known as EPH or wEph), we will deliver you the hottest news about the company and it’s writers. Well, they are not actually news. They will be more of like gossips, or something.

Essays.ph Writers

Happy Writers Ain’t That Happy

Anyway, to make sure that you get the latest whatevers, just follow us, and tell the world that we are the best site evar. You can expect that you will read the dumbest and the latest. And if you create some back links for us, we will be happy as a puppy and we will give you some banana to munch on. That is all, welcome again to Writer’s Essays.ph.

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