Hidden Tranquilizer

Archive for the ‘Event’ Category

Essays.ph: The Calm After the Storm

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 31, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Finally, Essays.ph scavenger hunt is already finished. No more unreasonable tasks, no more adrenaline rush due to shame, and no more reason to do this! As of today, the game is officially over, and teams are just awaiting for the announcement of the winners.

This Is How the Writers Felt After the Last Day of Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt

This Is How the Writers Felt After the Last Day of Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt

According to our sources, the result might come out during the first week of January 2013. Apparently, the writer of this post has the power to see the future (or is posting delayed articles), and he saw that it will not happen. However, many are still hoping to see the results before they die due to old age.

Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt: The End

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 30, 2012 at 3:37 pm

December 30, 2012 – The last day of the best dragging game ever, which is Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt. This day, many freelancing writers have shitted and pissed on their pants. And this day is more important than their writing deadlines.

Is This The End for Essays.ph?

Is This The End for Essays.ph?

Today is their last chance to submit their hilarious videos, photos, and answers. Most of them are cramming, while many have already lost hope and stopped caring anymore. After this day, many acquaintances will be broken, and many will assume that they are the winners.

Essays.ph Says Merry Christmas to You

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 25, 2012 at 3:52 pm

Today is Christmas. Well, yeah, please thank us for being obvious. Apparently, this news is a delayed one. And the writer of this post has posted this today, January 7, 2013. It will be best if you expect more delayed news here. And again, thank you for visiting.

And Yes Essays.ph; This Is Infringed and Plagiarized

And Yes Essays.ph; This Is Infringed and Plagiarized

Anyway, since it is already here, belated Merry Christmas to you guys. We hope that you enjoyed looking for Santa or whatever. And we hope that you got taller and your boobs became bigger.

Essays.ph Lazer Tag Event

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 23, 2012 at 8:50 pm

The Essays.ph Christmas Party Lazer Tag was a huge success. During the party, four groups of writers were established to play a game where nobody were allowed to leave wearing a dry shirt. Despite the foul odors that writers have accumulated, most of them experience happiness only dogs would understand.

Essays.ph Lazer Tag

Essays.ph, 1950s called, it wants you back

The game mechanics were pretty simple: every writer must kill anybody who will cross his or her path. On the other hand, the editors and the other management staff just sat on their favorite camping spots, and gunned down every writer that they will see. Unfortunately, nobody was hurt or was injured during that Essays.ph event.

Scavenger Hunt in Essays.ph

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 22, 2012 at 4:41 am

Essays.ph has launched a certain event that will surely get its writers humiliated at the highest level. Yes, that’s right, a good ol’ Scavenger Hunt.

Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt Logo

A hybrid bastard of Essays.ph from Game of Thrones and Hunger Games

It started two months ago. However, since this website is fairly new and is looking for something to say, we have included this in our news. Nevertheless, the game is still ongoing, and it will end at December 31, 2012.

As of today, more than half of the company’s employees have already done outrageous things just to keep up with the game. Some have planked, took pictures of celebrities, and dressed like street urchins just for Essays.ph.

Essays.ph Winter Battlefield

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 22, 2012 at 4:21 am

Christmas has beckoned Essays.ph once again. And in response to that, the management department has organized an event that writers will surely love (or they thought so). That event was titled Winterbattlefied.

Essays.ph Winter Battledield Poster

One of the Essays.ph editors has fallen.

It will happen in Market Market, Taguig at December 22, 2012, which is today. Apparently, the Doomsday prediction was unable to stop it. And because of that, writers from across the country will fight to the death.

They will be given guns, and they will be forced to shoot their comrades (just for fun). The estimated number of casualties is more than two hundred people. If you are a writer, and you got some guts, you must attend Essays.ph Winter Battlefield event.

%d bloggers like this: