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This Essays.ph News Blog Is Shitty

In Essays.ph, News, Rumors on December 28, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Fuck off. We are not being paid to write on this Essays.ph shit. This site was just made because we need this to be optimized and make it to the first page of certain keyword’s SERP (Search Engine Results Page). So, nobody ain’t got time to proofread and give some fucks on the quality of the articles here.

And There Goes My Last Fuck About Avoiding The Word Fuck in Essays.ph

And There Goes My Last Fuck About Avoiding The Word Fuck in Essays.ph

In case you got some problems on the things posted here,well, stop visiting this site, and find something good to do in your life. However, if you enjoy reading batshit quality articles, you are sick. Cook some congee, and put it inside your ass using an enema.

Essays.ph: Legit or Scam

In Essays.ph, News, Rumors on December 27, 2012 at 5:21 pm

Many jobless runts today are looking for easy money on the online world. And apparently, many of them see Essays.ph as their future employer. However, many are doubting if the company is legitimate or just an ordinary scam site.

If Someboy Will Give Me $30, I'll Betray Essays.ph

If Somebody Will Give Me $30, I’ll Betray Essays.ph

Truth be told, we don’t want more competitors on our assignments. We are unreal writers working for a fraud website. Go home, and till the soils on your father’s farmland or something. Essays.ph do not exists. Duh.

All About Sex: Essays.ph

In Essays.ph, News, Rumors on December 26, 2012 at 4:10 pm

It has been already six days when the thread about abstaining sex has been posted in Essays.ph. Apparently, it is attracting many heated arguments and attention. And mostly because it is about sex, which is a topic that sells like weeds, err, candies.

Abstain Is My Middle Finger, err, Middle Name Essays.ph

Abstain Is My Middle Finger, err, Middle Name Essays.ph

As of today, the topic has cooled down a little. However, many has unleashed their unsolicited opinion and proved that humanity really likes to debate about copulation. Of course, we are waiting for the thread to start some wars for us to get some new scoop in Essays.ph.

The Rumored Essays.ph After Party

In Essays.ph, News, Rumors on December 24, 2012 at 11:10 pm

Rumors are spreading that some of the best writers in Essays.ph have come together for a drink after the company’s Christmas party. However, many have denied that such thing has happened. And most of the writers who were allegedly accused of being in the said party denied their participation.

Drunk Essays.ph Writer

Go home Essays.ph writer, you’re drunk

According to some unreliable sources, aside from the high-profile writers, some editors were in the party. As of now, investigation of the rumors are ongoing. However, no solid evidence has surfaced yet.

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