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Essays.ph: The Calm After the Storm

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 31, 2012 at 5:43 pm

Finally, Essays.ph scavenger hunt is already finished. No more unreasonable tasks, no more adrenaline rush due to shame, and no more reason to do this! As of today, the game is officially over, and teams are just awaiting for the announcement of the winners.

This Is How the Writers Felt After the Last Day of Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt

This Is How the Writers Felt After the Last Day of Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt

According to our sources, the result might come out during the first week of January 2013. Apparently, the writer of this post has the power to see the future (or is posting delayed articles), and he saw that it will not happen. However, many are still hoping to see the results before they die due to old age.


Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt: The End

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 30, 2012 at 3:37 pm

December 30, 2012 – The last day of the best dragging game ever, which is Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt. This day, many freelancing writers have shitted and pissed on their pants. And this day is more important than their writing deadlines.

Is This The End for Essays.ph?

Is This The End for Essays.ph?

Today is their last chance to submit their hilarious videos, photos, and answers. Most of them are cramming, while many have already lost hope and stopped caring anymore. After this day, many acquaintances will be broken, and many will assume that they are the winners.

Essays.ph Nearing the End

In Essays.ph, News on December 29, 2012 at 5:33 pm

Holy mother of Jeebuz! Essays.ph’s scavenger hunt is near its end! Thank goodness!

I Am So Happy I Want To Cry Essays.ph

I Am So Happy I Want To Cry Essays.ph

The suffering of the innocent writers will stop after December 30, 2012. Many had hope that this game will be extended, but many players cannot just take one more day of it anymore. And they promised that they will commit suicide during New Year’s eve if this game goes on.

On the negative side, much of the teams involved in the hunt are preparing for the last day, which is tomorrow. Many are now anticipating who will be the lucky team who will take home five asterisks, one comma, and one huge capital Letter P.

This Essays.ph News Blog Is Shitty

In Essays.ph, News, Rumors on December 28, 2012 at 5:24 pm

Fuck off. We are not being paid to write on this Essays.ph shit. This site was just made because we need this to be optimized and make it to the first page of certain keyword’s SERP (Search Engine Results Page). So, nobody ain’t got time to proofread and give some fucks on the quality of the articles here.

And There Goes My Last Fuck About Avoiding The Word Fuck in Essays.ph

And There Goes My Last Fuck About Avoiding The Word Fuck in Essays.ph

In case you got some problems on the things posted here,well, stop visiting this site, and find something good to do in your life. However, if you enjoy reading batshit quality articles, you are sick. Cook some congee, and put it inside your ass using an enema.

Scavenger Hunt in Essays.ph

In Essays.ph, Event, News on December 22, 2012 at 4:41 am

Essays.ph has launched a certain event that will surely get its writers humiliated at the highest level. Yes, that’s right, a good ol’ Scavenger Hunt.

Essays.ph Scavenger Hunt Logo

A hybrid bastard of Essays.ph from Game of Thrones and Hunger Games

It started two months ago. However, since this website is fairly new and is looking for something to say, we have included this in our news. Nevertheless, the game is still ongoing, and it will end at December 31, 2012.

As of today, more than half of the company’s employees have already done outrageous things just to keep up with the game. Some have planked, took pictures of celebrities, and dressed like street urchins just for Essays.ph.

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